Having been informed after a regular medical examination that he was virtually certain to die within 24 hours from a rare and obscure disease, the doomed man rushed home, told his wife and proceeded to make lover to her as often as he could manage until late into the night. He finally fell asleep, but then awoke, fondled his spouse awake and pleaded, “Louise, I want to make love to you one last time!”
“That’s easy enough for you to say, Roy,” was her exhaustedly yawned response. “You don’t have to get up in the morning.”
Playboy’s Party Jokes.