A married guy tell his priest, “I almost had an affair.”
The priest says, “What do you mean ‘almost’?”
The guy says, “Well,we got undressed and started to rubbing together….but then I stopped.”
The priest says, “Rubbing against her is the same as putting it in. Don’t go near her again, say five Hail Marys, and put fifty dollars in the poor box.”
The guy says his Hail Marys, walks over to the poor box, pauses, and then starts to leave.
The priest runs over and says, “You didn’t piut any money in the poor box.”
The guy says, No. But I rubbed the fifty bucks on the box, and you said that’s the same as putting it in.”