Bert Linson

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Rubbing it is the same

A married guy tell his priest, “I almost had an affair.” The priest says, “What do you mean ‘almost’?” The guy says, “Well,we got undressed and started to rubbing together….but then I stopped.” The priest says, “Rubbing against her is the same as putting it in. Don’t go near her again, say five Hail Marys, …

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Only 24 hours left

Having been informed after a regular medical examination that he was virtually certain to die within 24 hours from a rare and obscure disease, the doomed man rushed home, told his wife and proceeded to make lover to her as often as he could manage until late into the night. He finally fell asleep, but …

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Under the Washington Elm

Cambridge, April 27, 1861 – Oliver Wendell Holmes Eighty years have passed, and more, Since under the brave old tree Our fathers gathered in arms, and swore They would follow the sign their banners bore, And fight till the land was free.   Half of their work was done, Half is left to do – …

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So Cold! Squirrel Frozen to Tree!

This is FREAKING NUTS!!  This Cyclone Bomb is doing crazy things! Check out this video!      

Happy New Year and Goodbye to 2017!

2017 was a big year for Sabine and I with some of the biggest changes to our lives ever as we moved from Germany to the Cleveland Ohio area in late January 2017.   Bert started a new job and we bought our first house! We also got out FIFTH grandchild! After arriving in the USA …

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2017 15 Second Horror Film Challenge

I love good horror stories.  Not the Freddy Kruger type where everyone dies but ones that are dark like Stephen King, Richard Bachman, or Peter Straub. Here are the winners of the 2017 15 Second Horror Film Challenge. #1. I didn’t see that coming! #2. Hmmmm…. I think this one went to far. #3. OUCH!! …

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Safespace.com – All-In-One Offense Filtration System

All-In-One Offense Filtration System

Saw this meme today and thought, “Man this is perfect of many people on Facebook, and in the REAL WORLD today”. Seem every day someone is offended by something or someone in a Facebook group. What they don’t seem to realize is that they can block people the don’t like instead of posting that they …

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The Life of Opel Paul Linson – Part I

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Opel Paul Linson was born on 9 August 1899 in Dale Township, Kay County, Oklahoma. His father was James Luther Linson and mother was Cora Belle Cherryholmes.  He was my grandpa and very special to me. From what I know he left Oklahoma with his dad and mom before he was ten years old and …

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Quadcopter Training Day Four – JJRC H8C

It has been four days now since I started messing around with quadcopter and I think I am doing very well.  I am no longer crashing into the ground and I am able to control the drone much better.  I am able to fly at high altitudes and even perform 360 degree flips with the …

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Quadcopter Training Day Two – JJRC H8C

So I have decided to start messing around with Quadcopter drones cause I really enjoy the videos I see others making. It gives me the feeling that I can actually fly! The wife has seen me eyeing an expensive one at the Ramstein PX and to my surprise she told me to go ahead and …

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