Tag: funny

Rubbing it is the same

A married guy tell his priest, “I almost had an affair.” The priest says, “What do you mean ‘almost’?” The guy says, “Well,we got undressed and started to rubbing together….but then I stopped.” The priest says, “Rubbing against her is the same as putting it in. Don’t go near her again, say five Hail Marys, …

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Only 24 hours left

Having been informed after a regular medical examination that he was virtually certain to die within 24 hours from a rare and obscure disease, the doomed man rushed home, told his wife and proceeded to make lover to her as often as he could manage until late into the night. He finally fell asleep, but …

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Safespace.com – All-In-One Offense Filtration System

All-In-One Offense Filtration System

Saw this meme today and thought, “Man this is perfect of many people on Facebook, and in the REAL WORLD today”. Seem every day someone is offended by something or someone in a Facebook group. What they don’t seem to realize is that they can block people the don’t like instead of posting that they …

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CATMONKEY

Finally found a good reason for having a cat.  Make a CATMONKEY out of it! https://youtu.be/YtEhX7mhDJc

Bernie Sanders Promises To End Military Ban On Marijuana

When Sanders was asked how the ban would be lifted on ships at sea, Sanders replied, “Uh, dude. Stop harshing my mellow.” Sanders is currently polling around 90 percent on military bases, according to Gallup. Just in case, Air Mobility Command has a C-17 on standby for a quick score from SOUTHCOM. Source: Bernie Sanders …

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This Ukrainian Kid is Absolutely Stumped!

This had me cracking up like crazy!  It took me a second to realize what the clown had done but then when I saw it I was amazed!  I gotta try this with some neighbor kids!

Trolling a co-worker with a cymbal! LOL – NSFW!

Ever had a coworker like this?

She’s Gotta Go!

OMFG!!  This is the funniest thing I have seen all day. Why in the world would a person just stand there and piss on themselves? Is being on TV really that important?