Tag: humor

Rubbing it is the same

A married guy tell his priest, “I almost had an affair.” The priest says, “What do you mean ‘almost’?” The guy says, “Well,we got undressed and started to rubbing together….but then I stopped.” The priest says, “Rubbing against her is the same as putting it in. Don’t go near her again, say five Hail Marys, …

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Only 24 hours left

Having been informed after a regular medical examination that he was virtually certain to die within 24 hours from a rare and obscure disease, the doomed man rushed home, told his wife and proceeded to make lover to her as often as he could manage until late into the night. He finally fell asleep, but …

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Safespace.com – All-In-One Offense Filtration System

All-In-One Offense Filtration System

Saw this meme today and thought, “Man this is perfect of many people on Facebook, and in the REAL WORLD today”. Seem every day someone is offended by something or someone in a Facebook group. What they don’t seem to realize is that they can block people the don’t like instead of posting that they …

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The Best Medical Advice EVER!!

I love this Doctor! Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart only good for so many beats, and th…at it…don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. …

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