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Rubbing it is the same

A married guy tell his priest, “I almost had an affair.” The priest says, “What do you mean ‘almost’?” The guy says, “Well,we got undressed and started to rubbing together….but then I stopped.” The priest says, “Rubbing against her is the same as putting it in. Don’t go near her again, say five Hail Marys, …

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Only 24 hours left

Having been informed after a regular medical examination that he was virtually certain to die within 24 hours from a rare and obscure disease, the doomed man rushed home, told his wife and proceeded to make lover to her as often as he could manage until late into the night. He finally fell asleep, but …

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