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Rubbing it is the same

A married guy tell his priest, “I almost had an affair.” The priest says, “What do you mean ‘almost’?” The guy says, “Well,we got undressed and started to rubbing together….but then I stopped.” The priest says, “Rubbing against her is the same as putting it in. Don’t go near her again, say five Hail Marys, …

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