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Bernie Sanders Promises To End Military Ban On Marijuana

When Sanders was asked how the ban would be lifted on ships at sea, Sanders replied, “Uh, dude. Stop harshing my mellow.” Sanders is currently polling around 90 percent on military bases, according to Gallup. Just in case, Air Mobility Command has a C-17 on standby for a quick score from SOUTHCOM. Source: Bernie Sanders …

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